promofomo — Swag • Activations • Merch. Black tumbler, cap, tote and sunglasses lit in pink and cyan neon.

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The stuff people actually keep.

25+ years in promotional products, distilled into short, honest takes on what works, what doesn't, and the campaigns that get results.

What we cover

What works. What doesn't. Why.

The good

Products worth the budget

The swag that survives the desk-drawer purge. What makes it work, who it's for, what it should cost.

The campaigns

Activations that drive results

Real briefs, real numbers. What got made and why it moved the needle.

The bad Don't

Products that go straight to landfill

Ordered every year, binned every year. We'll say it so you don't have to learn it the hard way.

The channel is the taste. The Hot & Not list, the category winners and the playbooks are for Premium Members.

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Why trust us

Two people who have spent 25+ years inside the industry.

Not influencers. Not a supplier's marketing team. We've chosen the products, placed the orders, and seen what happened after the box arrived.

  • 25+ yearsin promotional products, on the buying and selling side
  • Real budgetswe've chosen products and run campaigns with money on the line
  • Real outcomeswe know what gets kept, what gets binned, and what a campaign returned

Tim

Co-host

Candis

Co-host

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Get inside before everyone else finds it.

A paid, gated group for people who buy, sell or spec promotional products. We show you where the money is in this business: what to charge, what to source, where the margin hides. $99 a month is one margin mistake you don't make.

$99 per month
when doors open

Enrollment opens soon in a limited launch wave. Leave your email and you're first in line; early members lock in $99/mo for as long as they stay. Monthly billing, cancel anytime.

  • Make more money. Keep more margin. How we price, source and structure deals so the membership pays for itself on the first order it touches.
  • The Hot & Not list, monthly. What we'd buy right now and what we'd never touch, by category, with the why.
  • Category winners, first. Best tumbler, tee, hoodie, hat, bag and the other core staples, before they hit the channel.
  • The gated community. A private group of industry people trading ideas, sources and what actually worked.
  • Direct access. Ask us. Sanity-check a brief, a product, a campaign. We answer.
  • Playbooks and best practices. Do's and don'ts, seasonal calendars, activation frameworks you can hand to a client.
  • Creative, out-of-the-box ideas. A monthly push of concepts and solutions that never go on YouTube.
  • Early-member status. Locked-in rate, first look at everything we build next, and a say in what it is.

What we teach

Make more on every job.

The membership isn't a list of products. It's how two people who've done this for 25+ years actually make money in promo, handed over.

01

More money on your jobs

How we price, quote and structure a deal so the same order pays you more. Where the fee hides. What to stop giving away.

02

Higher margins

Sourcing, decoration and supplier moves that widen the gap between what it costs and what it's worth. The margin math, per category.

03

Confidence in the room

Walk into a brief knowing what to recommend, what to refuse and why. The frameworks we use so the client trusts the call.

04

AI for the day-to-day

The tools, prompts and workflows we actually run: quoting, mockups, proposals, sourcing, follow-up. Implemented, not theorised. Hours back every week.